Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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