I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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