4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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