Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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