Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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