carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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