drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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