Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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