you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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