Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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