omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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