I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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