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Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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