She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
