I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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