god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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