you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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