whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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