Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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