nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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