ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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