dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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