I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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