I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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