We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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