Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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