Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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