I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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