can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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