I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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