is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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