You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Randomize
