Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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