we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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