In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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