My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
420 ftw
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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