I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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