My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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