I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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