butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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