he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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