You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im holly from the hills drunk
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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