Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
