i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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