I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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