there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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