they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
COCAINE IS GR8
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
