READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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