i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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