You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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